Barbie Trapped

When you ask a girl out on a date solely based on her looks, and she ends up having zero positive personality traits.

Shawn: Dude, how did your date go last night?
Rob: Shit, man, it was awful. I mean she looked great but the minute the waiter left, she turned into a total rascist asshole.

Shawn: Well Rob, maybe if you weren't so damn shallow you wouldn't be constantly Barbie Trapped.

by SoupOrSpy October 25, 2015

babies cradle

getting someone in a headlock and shaking their head.

he finished the fight off with a babies cradle.

by ewujgnibo3qba January 28, 2016

barbie

A doll that was supposed to make little girls dreams come true (aka) make them drug smugglers and plastic surgery addicts.

Kid: I wanna be barbie when I grown up! 20 years later....."Pass the weed....where is my plastic surgery bill?!"

by superwomanfan101 April 5, 2016

Barbie Rat

A Barbie Rat is a rich spoiled annoying friend(They tend to think you have money for everything).

Jessica your such a Barbie rat...like die😘 (Jessica is just a random name)

by kenny_west360 June 7, 2016

BarbieThot

a girl who tends to dress like a barbie always looking cute but really is a thot who has sex and has different boyfriends

"She's cute and all but she's a BarbieThot."

by mantegothaglo May 16, 2016

Barbie

A doll that has like 10 sisters and a boyfriend named Ken. Barbie acts like a bimbo, though the amount of jobs she had would require years and years of schooling. She has many friends, including Teresa, who is even more of a bimbo, Midge, who acts like a stereotypical teenager from the 60s, and Raquel who secretly hates everybody but Ken and herself. Barbie's house has a dolphin aquarium, two elevators, a robotic slave named Closet, and so many rooms she needs a map of her house.

Barbie: Hi I am Barbie and my boyfriend puts so much gel in his hair that it turned into plastic.

by Sam_han_tha November 12, 2016

Barbie

A doll that has like 10 sisters and a boyfriend named Ken. Barbie acts like a bimbo, though the amount of jobs she had would require years and years of schooling. She has many friends, including Teresa, who is even more of a bimbo, Midge, who acts like a stereotypical teenager from the 60s, and Raquel who secretly hates everybody but Ken and herself. Barbie's house has a dolphin aquarium, two elevators, a robotic slave named Closet, and so many rooms she needs a map of her house.

Barbie: Hi I am Barbie and my boyfriend puts so much gel in his hair that it turned into plastic.

by Sam_han_tha November 12, 2016