chicago backhander

Similiar to the "stranger," the act of masturbating with your opposite hand, backwards after sitting on it (so it goes numb) to simulate someone else jerking you off. Usually done in the dark so you don't realize its yourself.

"I gave myself a Chicago backhander last night since my girl was not available. It was like somebody else was doing it."

by Fiyerman July 28, 2009

backstabber

all your so-called friends who turn around and screw you over

Until second semester our group of friends was close until everyone started dating each other, we found out who the REAL backstabbers were, thanks you guys.

by jlo June 16, 2003

Step on a crack, break your mother's back

This is an old children's game, anyone who trod on the cracks between the paving stones was out, until only one player was left, he or she was then declared the winner.

Step on a crack, break your mother's back– Most of us know the old rhyme “Step on a crack, break your mother’s back.” Whether the rhyme is the cause of, or a result of, this superstition is uncertain, though belief in it persists in many people today, even if subconsciously. Come to think of it, avoiding sidewalk cracks is probably a good policy for anyone who wants to avoid tripping.

by WormBrian October 25, 2009

backdoor draft

Backdoor draft – Military term used to describe the current government policy of keeping troops in the military beyond their original enlistment contracts through the utilization of “stop loss orders” (keeping specific shortage job specialties such as military intelligence and aviation in) and “stop movement orders” (locking down entire units so that troops can’t leave the military or rotate out into another unit). Some troops have spent one to two years serving past their enlistment contract or retirement date.

“Man, it sucks to be SGT Johnson.”
“Why’s that?”
“He had a scholarship to UT set up but now the Army’s keeping him in for another year to send him back to Iraqistan.”
“Is he going to loose his scholarship?”
“Probably. Damn backdoor draft.”

by Trav February 10, 2005

back door betty

A woman who likes to take it in the ass.

Mike's girlfriend is a back door betty.

by TAC April 28, 2003

back door action

butt fucking; ass wrangling; poopshoot pounding; cornholing; bunghole banging; fifth base; reaming the asshole; what your mama let me do to her last night; stiking it in the butt-hole; browning the man-sausage; sticking the hot dog in the bun; making a kielbasa sandwhich

by Anonymous June 10, 2003

backstage powers

The gift Vince McMahon has given to his son-in-law, Triple H. These powers allow him to retain and hold championships for long periods of time. They also give him the power to control RAW.

BAH GAWD!!! Damn Triple H and his DAMN backstage powers!!! - J.R.

How did Triple H beat Randy Orton?
Backstage Powers.

by Jorgey March 5, 2005