Kevin Bacon

The best smelling actor ever

A: Hew, what's your favorite actor?
B: Kevin Bacon, he's so smelly...

by Da Word June 10, 2013

canadian greasy bacon

where you put baby oil on a flacid penis and slap a person in the face

that faggot jonas canadian greasy bacon'd ben with his chode and elle licked it off

by Droo3756 December 18, 2008

floppy bacon

after a long night of drinking, a guy recieves a blow job but cant get his cock hard. he then proceeds to tell her to keep playing/sucking on his limp and lifeless penis (aka his floppy bacon)

a girl gave me a blowjob after we went out and she slobbed on my floppy bacon

by 12kds12 April 5, 2010

Brendan Barone

Brendan Barone is the former bass player of Disco Curtis. He is now the newest member of a band called Crown the Empire and he has changed his name to Kyle Lux. To say the least, Brendan is the most amazing person to have ever walked the Earth!

Person 1: Have you met Brendan Barone?

Person 2: Awe yeah he is the coolest person I have ever had the privilege of meeting!

by fdjahdfa August 4, 2011

Bacon

Awesomeness in the form of strips of pork, that tastes sooo good it makes your day better!

Jeff: My girlfriend broke up with me.
Lou: Too bad dude...you want some bacon?
Jeff: Hells yeah. F**k her anyway I do what I please..mmm tasty

by JayTD November 28, 2009

mmm bacon

Stupid comment used ad nauseam as an argument by trolls on social media to express contempt about animal welfare issues or veganism

Comments under the photo of a piglet with the caption "I am not food"

- Yes you are!
- Yummy
- mmm bacon

by fragaria June 6, 2015

Bacon

Nature's Candy.

Bacon grows off trees, primarily ripe in the late spring.

by Nefarious! February 3, 2010