You're Dad is gay, and you never knew

In the context that the person didn't know.
Your dad is gay, and you never knew.

Person 1: You're Dad is gay, and you never knew.
Person 2: "Huh? How can this be!?"

by Buttergoblin2003 May 7, 2025

You're fun at parties

A sarcastic way of people saying something lame in response.

Person 1: I don't like the smell of weed

Person 2: You're fun at parties.

by NickFromLaffayette April 17, 2020

hey-you're-a-fool-and-you-know-it

He's a fool

Hey-you're-a-fool-and-you-know-it!

by A Communist Soldier October 13, 2021

You're Pitiful

parody of the James Blunt song "You're Beautiful" written and recorded by American parody musician "Weird Al" Yankovic. It was released exclusively online on June 7, 2006

According to music critic Nathan Rabin, "You're Pitiful" functions as "an amusing character study of the contemporary loser

by SPrice1980 June 25, 2023

You're Screwed Theme

Any familiar music that plays associated with inevitable death.

Person 1: (Forgets to wind up the music box, so pop goes the weasel plays)
Person 2: the official you're screwed theme.

by Godzilla2019 December 3, 2021

you're a gent

On a forum where swearing is banned the "C" word gets automatically replaced with a non swear word. So the phrase "you're a C*nt" gets replaced with "you're a gent".

You sir , you're a gent of the highest order.

I dont want to talk to you, you're a gent!

by Sanity assassin. May 13, 2016

You're

Fir all those libertards who use the wrong your.
You see when someone says you're it means "you are" so when you say "Your cute" its diesnt make sense since your gay ass doesnt know english. Its like saying you awesome and you fine?. And if you did you're kids fine its saying "you are kids fine" like it fucking makes sense.

The grammar nazis are coming for you and will praise their leader hitler.

You're a cunt
Does your mom know that you failed english?

by Hotmanass June 23, 2019