pinching off an Ian

When your driving to Atlanta and hit a guard rail after a deer ran passed you on the highway and upon impacting the guard rail, the deployment of the airbag causes you to shit your pants.
I was driving to a tinderella in ATL and I totally ended up pinching off an Ian
by Killpulse October 02, 2018
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Ian Fariss

A short young lad full of freckles and very few friends. Also known for being a dick and lonely.
"Do you know who Ian Fariss is?"
"No."
"Me neither."
by Ilovetorchwoods123 May 23, 2019
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Ian Beale'd

To venture out into into the streets of Bangkok, drunk and high. Bang countless prostitutes until one's nutsack is totally empty: 'I've got nothing left'

In reference to the Eastenders episode where Ian Beale has a breakdown and confesses that he has 'nothing left'
I'm gonna get Ian Beale'd tonight, gonna bang bare prossies until I got nothing left
by Flashmygash December 06, 2024
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The Ian Effect

When you’ve dealt with so many fuck boys named Ian, that you will swear to never date anyone named Ian again.
He’s really hot, but it’s The Ian Effect. I’m guessing we will just hook up - he’s not marriage material AT ALL.
by UKnowme08 January 11, 2019
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IANS Mom

The woman with the biggest juciest ass in the world. When she walks, people see basketballs. It is almost as big as sammys.
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Hurricane Ian

A category 3 hurricane that suddenly had a certain urge to hit tampa because of its hate twards it because they always say that Miami is a " copy of tampa "

Might also explain why the hurricane was nice enough to not even touch miami.
" Hey , have you heard about hurricane Ian? "
" Yeah man , it killed tampa. "
" Oh dang. "
" Yeah , but at least school was canceled? "
" No, im just happy it hit tampa because they deserve it. "

-Fellow Miami personnel
by Themanwhopostedsomething September 29, 2022
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Creepy man says this and he is speaking str8 facts 💯.let's be honest here ... YOU ain't neva seen 2 pretty best friends. One of em gotta be ugly 👀
Person 1: "ian neva seen 2 pretty best friends. its always one of em gotta be ugly 😔"
Person 2: "what about jamie and dearra?"
Person 1: "look at them !!!"
Person 2: *looks* omg🤢. what happened to jamie??? she uglyyy
Person 1: she been ugly, creepy man just opened our eyes to see bruh
Person 2 and 1: "ian neva seen 2 pretty best friends. its always one of em gotta be ugly 😔"
by jackson8onthebeat November 20, 2020
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