alpha male

The opposite of Ruqi Wang.

Ruqi: I'm an alpha male.
Everyone: Cap.

by pp is small August 30, 2020

Good gen alpha

The forsaken. The mistreated.

Person 1: All Gen Alpha are disgusting and vile creatures that deserve to die.
Person 2: did you forget good gen alpha exist?

by 147852369/*-+.0 August 20, 2025

Alpha so2

A kid who thinks he has gamesens but his brain is full of shits

alpha so2 don't know how to play

by Cyberg so2 November 11, 2020

alpha

A FUCKING GOD

THE BEST AT EVERTHING
If YOU SEE HIM KISS HIM

Bruh this guy and alpha

by jaqueen November 21, 2019

Alpha M.

As his completely and utterly delusional pseudonym unquestionably suggests, the dwarfed 5ft4 small turbo-manlet Aaron "Alpha M." Marino is the preposterously petite personification of manlet cope. Exceeding only at telling tall tales about protein powder and his self-evident manletism, taking steroids, giving standing blowjobs and constantly inventing new forms of manlet mathematics and guy height, Aaron "Absolute Manlet" Marino is axiomatically afflicted with such Stalinesquely severe levels of small man syndrome due to his subhumanly stunted short stature, that he is forced to regularly post mortifyingly manletism and manlet rage-induced bitterly boyish bodybuilding YouTube videos out of his manlet pit of a hobbit-hole, like the sneaky and stunted, effeminate Ewok, petite little manlet princess that he most certainly is. Perhaps Aaron "Abominable Manlet" Marino would be best advised to stop being an overcompensating, scamming Little Napoleon and to finally embrace his peculiar petiteness and inherent effeminacy by henceforth only posting baking, cooking, home decoration and yoga videos while enthusiastically submitting to a real man (manmore) and thereby accepting his ridiculous role as the sexy sissy manlet that he was always destined to be, as nature so clearly intends it?

Madison: Manlet detected. Isn't that Aaron Alpha M. "Abhorrently Minuscule" Marino being brutally squashed beneath a two-pound dumbbell over there? Maria: Who cares? Short people got nobody. Madison: Manlets rise up!

by ManletDepreciator October 3, 2024

Joshua Alpha

Part of the Rizzly Tizzly's, a magnificent man. Truly an individual to look up to, aspire to be like, and become. I would glaze Joshua Alpha.

Wow, look how Joshua Alpha is playing Tarkov, I want to be as good as him!

by Veipy December 31, 2024

Alpha Jogger

Joggers who jog to be noticed and go out of their way to make sure you notice them.

God John is such a alpha jogger

by TheBatmangod May 15, 2018