i hate it when i accidentally build a shelf

Google humo(u)r

Same for help i accidentally summoned a lemon

urban dictionary wants me to include the word so i hate it when i accidentally build a shelf

by SkyBeetle July 12, 2022

No picture! **in Italian accent**

when you don’t want to send a picture to an Italian guy and he doesn't know how to quit when you ask him to.

These Italian guys asking for pictures will most likely suck at english. You have to put the **in italian accent** behind it because they wont understand it otherwise.

You probably have to repeat no around 6 times before you can use this method. Remember to only use this when all hope is lost.

“Send pic, baby”
“ no, I just got carrotted”

“Please send nice pic baby”
“Onononono no picture! **in Italian accent**”

by Notice_me_senpai July 4, 2020

access

to gain entrance to.

i gained access to that girls pussy

by the one October 20, 2003

accoutrements

"accoutrements" is a French word that means "getup" in its origin country, but means "paraphernalia" in Urban English. (see the "brooklyn516" definition for the complete definition).
"attirail" is the French equivalent of the Urban English word "accoutrements"

Bring your accoutrements with you while coming, I can't find mines to repair the machine.

by Loup Solitaire December 5, 2007

accessory

A person who tags along with a group, even though no one really knows who they are or care if they're there. Usually doesn't say much and has nothing good to contribute to a conversation or a good time.

Dude, that guy's been hanging on us all evening. What an accessory!

by Cave Troll December 29, 2007

American accomplishment

A fairly great achievement which could possibly only be achieved in America. Hitting a lick.

Jay Z went from selling drugs and killing people on the streets of New York to become one of the richest and most loved entertainers in show business. Thats an American Accomplishment.

by Action LDB January 14, 2008

accelerate

To speed(positive acceleration, aka acceleration) up slow down(Negative acceleration, aka deceleration)or change direction(aka turn)

I accelerated out of the street accelerated as i stopped at the light and accelerated as i turned the corner

by Daniel Cannon January 16, 2008