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jizz janitor

One who mops of the jizz at a peep show.
When Jenna Jameson is in town, it's best to have a conference of jizz janitors nearby.
by Billy Bub Fukit. October 16, 2013
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satan's jizz

A large amount of bloody discolored semen that burns as it goes down a woman's throat or up her ass.
Shaqueena: gimme 'day nut
Derrick: yea baby take my cum
Shaqueena: ow that burns like Satan's Jizz
Derrick: fuck baby you'll just need some penicillin in a week or so.
by Satansjizz June 7, 2014
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jizz diaper

The towel a girl wraps around her to catch the cum drippings after a guy has shot his load in her.
John presented his lover with a jizz diaper after sex so she wouldn't leave a wet spot on the bed.
by missoldskool March 21, 2017
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jizz jowls

When a female has performed so much fellatio that power and impact from the ejaculation has caused her to form jowls
No way i bet she sucks allot of dick check out the jizz jowls on her
by frogpubes October 4, 2013
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Jizz Jazzer

When you ejaculate up someone's nose.
Dude, when Stacey was blowing me, i accidentally gave her a Jizz Jazzer.
by scratchy2868 July 7, 2018
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jizz rizz

To rizz somebody up by cumming on them
Did you hear? Sam is dating his sister!”
“Yeah! Apparently he used his jizz rizz on her”
by nigadiga May 22, 2023
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jizz chips

Noun. Dried flakes of semen that are peeled off of some sort of substrate, usually being flesh.
After a long night of loving, me and Sarah just passed out afterwards. In the morning, she had a couple of jizz chips on her chin.
by WHTrunner December 5, 2013
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