Hunch goblin

An expert move during intercourse with a blow up doll, you must start in the standing position and proceed to get in a frog stance while continuing to thrust until you pop it

I gave Becky the ol hunch goblin the other day and had to order another one on Amazon

by Kbeeezy February 1, 2025

goblin toez

The perfect name for your bff, weird and wonderful goblin toez will not disappoint, goblin toez is a kind, outgoing person and you are god damn lucky to know goblin toez!

Person 1: omg they're so amazing

Person 2: call them goblin toez

by Short.blonde.simp October 8, 2021

Bed Goblin

Somebody who lives in an darkened bedroom with a laptop screen as their only source of light, becoming gradually more pasty and antisocial. They spend all their time watching YouTube and playing games and only leave their lair to eat, drink, shit or piss. If you try to take their laptop away, they go all Gollum on your ass.

I hardly see Oscar anymore - has turned into a total bed goblin.

by Dr. Volospian January 20, 2023

Door goblin

A common creature that likes to hinder doors, sideways and any other busy or crowded areas in general. When asked to step aside, the tend to ignore the request, sometimes on purpose.
It seems that the best weapon againts this beast is a solid shove.

Move or I move you, you stupid door goblin, you're blocking the way.

by Tumamafat July 11, 2020

Goblin

𝗴𝗼𝗯·𝗹𝗶𝗻
/ˈɡäblən/

𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘣

a previously unknown, unhyped NFT project that (of a price, volume, or amount) increases very steeply or rapidly

"Ima pick up a few floor pieces in case they goblin" - BluedipNFT

by BluedipNFT May 25, 2022

more goblins, more fun

Often thought of as the most fun creature, more goblins, more fun is thought to describe the amount of fun a large quantity of goblins are.

"Man, there is so many goblins in here."
"More goblins, more fun"

by trollking63 November 28, 2022

Greg the Goblin

Use to describe a person named Greg as incredibly beautiful especially ones who study accounting.

Man they should call you Greg the Goblin cos you be lookin fine

by Hadespelcher November 22, 2021