Pump and Dump

When wanting to leave a conversation but don’t know how to end it.
Welp Steve, I don’t want to pump and dump, but the oven is on.
by Tibby89 August 20, 2022
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Pump and dump

A classic definition of a hit ‘n run in the dating world. When a male specimen is looking to pump and dump his suitor aka one night stand.
Hey bro, you calling her again? Or is she a pump and dump?
by Denuit87 August 05, 2021
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dump and pump

To poop in a woman’s vaginal opening
and start pumping in the same hole
Yea dude I totally dump and pumped this girl last night
by Memetastic167 December 03, 2021
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Prison Dump

Flushing the toilet the moment your log hits water. This is especially courteous if you plan to loiter on the pot for an extended time post-deposit. In prison, you would likely become “the belle of the ball” if you had the gall to spread your stink. Never roost upon your waste.
Person 1 - “bro you were in there for a while, is it safe?”

Person 2 - “oh yeah man I had a prison dump. Played candy crush for 20 minutes
by Pardig September 06, 2021
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Daisy Dumps

A removable, rechargeable, washable, nonrefundable, fragrence ass patch; that dampens the smell of your unbearable gas.
I ate Taco Bell earlier and have a big date tonight, I'd be worried about my gas but I just got my shipment of Daisy Dumps in! Now I can rip ass all I want!
by Rastachickenslut February 24, 2015
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Dump wench

Noun: Person or person's in the medical field who's responsibility is to assist patients in The delivery of their food baby and the aftermath.
Have you seen Sarah our new CNA she's a great dump wench.

Congratulations in graduating from CNA school we have many dump winch positions ready on the board in the back of the classroom.
by Cogashuko October 21, 2020
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Mail-in dump

A mail-in dump is a large “finding” of mail in ballots for a political candidate when losing an election. Typically used by the Democratic Party, the mail in dump rose to prominence during the 2020 elections.
Warnock is done by 117,000 votes but don’t worry there’s a large mail-in dump coming at 2am that will secure his win.
by Ron twiss January 06, 2021
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