wet smoker

someone who primarily smokes cigarettes after drinking.

"Want to go outside and have a cig?"
"Ah, not yet man. I need some more drinks first. I'm just a wet smoker."

by honestpooper November 15, 2021

Wetting-Down

1. Uniformed personnel spending preposterous amounts of money to celebrate a promotion; usually out of a slavish sense of obligation to tradition. 2. A Finical asteroid strike which ironically heralds the presumed increase in wealth and generally an outsized increase in responsibility. 3. A celebration of a shiny new object on your uniform.

Enlisted person 1: “Where are all the other officers today?”
Enlisted person 2: “Hospital.”
Enlisted person 1: “Why?”
Enlisted person 1 “Lieutenant (JG) C. is selling his blood plasma to pay his rent and the rest are there for severe dehydration”
Enlisted person 1: “What happened?”
Enlisted person 2 “Wetting-Down.”

by Worst of the best August 28, 2019

wet kick

When you kick something such as a ball and it's a really shit kick

Josh: *gives the ball a really shit kick*
Mary: that was a really wet kick, Josh. Wyd

by Nicolade May 25, 2016

Wet Jonathan

Person who drinks his own cum or piss

Bob talk to much shit you wet Jonathan!

by Zaper939 October 19, 2021

Wet Stacey

When somebody uses the bathroom and shakes your hand afterward....while THEIR hand is still wet....

“Bob came out of the bathroom and shook my hand....it was wet.”

“Damn, bro! I didn’t know Bob was into that Wet Stacey shit!!!”

by The Scar Crow October 22, 2018

Wet Storm

Your girl when she see’s the Warzone dub we are about to drop.

“Dude, Sorry about your girlfriend... there’s a Wet Storm in your house after seeing that dub”

by JetMoose August 5, 2020

wet valley

A term used to describe the moisture content of a females sexual organs when aroused

She knew she fancied him as she had a wet valley within seconds of kissing him

I could tell she was aroused by her amazing wet valley

by Crabby123 and Super Fox January 22, 2014