Walking like an Egyptian

When you've got a rumbling tummy and are sitting on the toilet and feel the urge to blow chunks - effectively ejecting on both ends. Phrase typically associated with the physical reenactment during conversation

*definition relates to hand gestures during conversation*

“Yeah man, last night was rough. I was sitting on the toilet and all of a sudden had to puke- losing it on both ends”

“Oh man, that’s tough. Basically you were just walking like an Egyptian?”

“Exactly… tough night”

by JLOBSTER April 1, 2023

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Warning Shart

1) The sound your asshole makes to let you know that you have approximately thirty seconds to find the nearest open toilet before you shit your pants and embarrass yourself.

2) Quips mainstream media reporters use to set up a narrative the presiding governmental administration needs you to believe and adide by.

1) "Unfortunately I ignored my warning shart, ruining everyone's dinner and my relationship with..."

2) The senator from New York is an expert in pandemic response, and is here to discuss (insert approved narrative).

by EdMyerR April 7, 2023

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