Two-stroke Barbeque

When a guy doesn't take very long in bed, averaging only about two strokes before the job is done.

Not as much fun or filling as a real barbeque.

-"Hey girl, did you hook up with your boy last night?"

-"Yeah, but we ended up only having a two-stroke barbeque, if you know what I mean."

by Black Cobra September 13, 2011

two flat

A term common in Chicago for a multi-story house that's been remodeled to accommodate an apartment on each floor. Sometimes also referred to as a "polish flat," likely referring to Chicago's large Polish population.

Dude 1: Hey, should I get an apartment in a high rise or a two flat?
Dude 2: Just get an apartment in a two flat. It's less expensive and you won't seem like a yuppie douchebag.

by Fleurbeurgeur September 16, 2013

Two High Guys

Two Youtubers known as Q and Ty who often say "Ayyyy" alongside their companion Stella. They upload videos to YouTube and Periscope for their fans, otherwise known as their "Homies". They also go by "THG".

Have you watched the Two High Guys new Fishbowl Friday video?!

You should go watch THG's new video it's lit!

by _xxTammyxx_ September 24, 2016

Two brew bro

One who has heterosexual tendencies only after drinking.

After drinking two Budweisers, Donny began questioning if he could pull off cargo shorts. He is a two brew bro.

by Dave Mocerra July 1, 2018

Two pretty best friends

Something you and i will never see.

i aint never seen two pretty best friends, its always one of the gotta be ugly.

by pologee November 8, 2020

TWO BIG BLACK BALLS

WHEN DAREL'S FEELINF SEXY

OH MAN THOSE TWO BIG BLACK BALLS

by GHETTO BRET BALLS March 31, 2021

two theets

I'm in a bad mood that even "two teeth" doesn't sound like English in my ears, so its fair for me to come up with a new definition for this bitch, yeah ladies and gentlemen I'm presenting to you the new right work which is "two theets" you will no longer be confused between thoot, toot, thot, tooth, theet, teeth, teeths, tits... only Theets is true everything else is fake and conspiracy by the government to be honest

I better not find you out there mentioning "teeth" like a bitch

bitch: what's up with these two teeth?
Me: its two theets Byatch
bitch: starts crying

by HentaiBlackBird September 6, 2021