turtle

When someone's backpack is so big that it makes him/her look like he/she has a turtle shell. Therefore, they are a turtle.

"Dude, why do you look like such a turtle?"
"I have to carry 3 textbooks and 4 binders. Shut up man. It's not my fault."

by runner_soccer28 February 8, 2010

turtle bait

Any powerful concoction of laxatives. Referring to the similarity in image of a turtle slowly sticking its head out of its shell to the image of stool slowly starting to exit the anus in a constipated individual. Also in reference to the following analogy to constipation, "The turtle's poking his head out but that's all I can muster." Turtle bait thus encourages defecation.

Setting: A hospital service that commonly deals with constipation.

Doctor 1: He's had a lot of morphine, and I think it's causing him to get constipated. No bowel movements for 5 days.

Doctor 2: I think a little TURTLE BAIT would help. Write orders for colace, miralax, metamucil, mag citrate, and if that doesn't work, an ox bile enema.

by Bocephalus August 4, 2006

mud-turtle

girl you would hook up with drunk, but not sober.

Q: dude i was so hammered last night what happen?

A: Dude you hooked up with that mud-turtle with the acne all over her face.

by blacktony July 1, 2008

Squirming Turtle

When a girl is giving you head in bed and you fart while trapping her under the duvet.

Girl "Bastard, you farted while I was under there"
Gay "Haha you were such a squirming turtle"

by aqwsde June 16, 2010

Ninja Turtle slice

A large slice of pizza similar to that seen in the opening scene of Ninja Turtles II: Secret of the Ooze at Ray's Pizza. Typically a Ninja Turtle slice would be at least 1/5 or 1/4 of the entire pizza.

Dude, I just tried a new pizza place and they had ninja turtle slices.

by ChevyNova May 16, 2011

titlet

an undersized tit, usually belonging to the rare species of asian midgets!!!

Look at Lucy Lui's titlets!!

by Andrew A. February 20, 2006

Turtle Neck

Turtle neck is oral sex, or neck peformed very slowly. It's the slowest neck you can get. Originating in Dallas, Texas the word has since made it's way to Georgia.

Arthur: "What'd you do last night fool?"

Andre: "Man I smoked a blunt with Jalisa, and that hoe gave me turtle neck for about 30 minutes!"

by King Diop January 11, 2008