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Tony Gets NO Bitches

Tony is into girls that are significantly younger than him and into K-Pop and gets absolutely no bitches
ur a dumbass tony and u get no bitches. Must suck to be named Tony. You get no pussy
Hey it's a guy named Tony, he must get NO bitches (Tony Gets NO Bitches)
by Hey_Hey_Hey June 4, 2022
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Tony Blair's Razor

Like Occam's Razor, 'Tony Blair's Razor' is a method of quickly establishing the truth in any given situation. The methodology, developed by leading academics, philosophers and theologians, states that 'the truth is always the precise and exact opposite of everything this utter twat says'.
Tony Blair likes to portray himself as a benevolent and honest humanitarian, so it's easy to establish that he is, in fact, an evil lying bastard by using Tony Blair's Razor'.
by The Real KC91 April 4, 2022
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Tony Hawk Vids

The code name for porn videos so adults will think you are talking about the skater Tony Hawk instead of porno.
Horny boy 1: Dude!!! I found the best Tony Hawk Vids last night. I learned so many tricks. I'll burn you a copy.

Hornet boy 2: OMG!!! That's so awesome! I can't wait to watch it! Dude, maybe I can go over to your house and watch it with you?
by Hornyboy69 July 21, 2008
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Blowing Tony

snorting cocaine. Named Tony after Tony Montana
Man i feel so good i've been blowing tony all night long
by willydanejoal June 17, 2009
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Tony lopez

Tony lopez is a man of many talents along with his brother ONDREAZ LOPEZ, they are famous influencers on social media they inspire many people with their positive advice and personality
“who’s the lopez brothers?”
“Oh my how do you not know them they are the amazing dancers on tik tok you should follow them!”
“Ooh okay!”

Tony lopez
by Emxly.x.love June 14, 2020
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Tony lopez

The most talented tiktoker . He love his fans like nobody. He is amazing, great at dancing, so cute and hot.
Do you know tony lopez ? Yes the most talented tiktoker
by Cuddly_lopez April 28, 2021
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2 second tony

Someone who ejaculates after only 2 seconds of sex.
Oh my god, he's a 2 second Tony.
by N1ck_the_d1ck March 2, 2016
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