Peanut

A peanut statue that shits on the floor and snaps peoples necks when they blink simultaneously.

PEANUT PEANUT PEANUT WHERES 914

by bigchungus342 September 17, 2019

peanut vendor

A male stripper with a very small penis that resembles a peanut. Much like another testical.

He pulled down his pants and he was a total peanut vendor, that thing looked like a third ball.

by Lavender punch box August 28, 2020

Peanut butter cup cock

when you slap your dick onto a melted reeces peanut butter cup to cover your dick in peanut butter and chocolate

My girl only likes oral sex with a Peanut butter cup cock

by Guacomole Wigga Penis November 11, 2019

Peanut daddy

A sugar daddy but without the money benefits, just a May December relationship

My peanut daddy asked me to pay to go see him I in Orlando

by Clmartin May 30, 2025

Peanut Butter Shuffle

When you are finished taking a dump, but there isn't anything you can use to wipe nearby, and you waddle cheeks spread to find toilet paper.

Guy 1: What is he doing?
Guy 2: Ha! The Peanut Butter Shuffle! I made sure to take all the paper out of the bathroom.
Guy 1: That's sick dude...

by DangerFinger June 28, 2015

peanutized

To have been violated by a single or multiple peanuts in a sexual manner

Dude, that flight attendant totally peanutized me in the bathroom. I still haven't found that last peanut yet.

by Dominazn November 6, 2015

Peanut Butter Nutter

A person who's cum is very thick and heavy

Girl 1: Did you spit or swallow last night?

Girl 2: I spit, he was a peanut butter nutter!

Girl 1: OMG! Hahaha

by Mdad September 18, 2016