Corporate Cookie

A term used to describe an individual working in the private sector who continues to boast about the greatness of their employer.

1. Gosh, he is such a Corporate Cookie. He always talks about how great the programs are at (insert company name here).

2. Oh man, she knew all about (insert social network) and all the qualifications needed to join the '(insert social network) of professionals.'

by CC_GG January 5, 2011

lil cookie

Infamous for his lyrical masterpieces under the EP "Runaway" on Soundcloud, lil cookie is a musical genius. His hit 'Kevin Durant' made Billboard's top 50 list for upcoming new hits, surpassing artists such as Harry Style and Mia Khalifa. He is inspired by his many rejections in the 16 years of his life. Despite that, lil cookie is known for being a very persistent womanizer.

"Yall heard Kevin Durant by lil cookie? This that new heat!"

"Hey Amina! Have you heard lil cookie's new song Tidal Wave? It was inspired by you!"

by brixtonbullies October 10, 2021

Smiley Cookies

An annoying advertisement that tells you to "create your own" smiley faced cookies. They appear low quality and lack all creativity. You could find better cookies at a gas station.

Stale oatmeal raisin cookies in an old person's home, are more appealing than Smiley Cookies.

by lolicakes April 22, 2011

Fudge Cookie

When you mold a peice of waste (poop) into a cookie-like shape then add chocolate chips to it.

DO NOT EAT
prank your friends

Guy#1 hey u wanna give this guy a fudge cookie?
Guy#2 yeah let me do it... (he poops)
(guys make the fudge cookie)
Guy#3 wtf dude i was sleeping!

by EastsideMike November 2, 2009

milky cookie

1. an oreo submerged in milk

2. an overly excited va-jay-jay

1. Murphy, stop poking your milky cookie! It'll fall apart and your fingers will get cold!

2. Aaron! Stop poking Murphy's milky cookie! It makes her too happy and your fingers will get pruny!

by J-Boo & Se7en February 11, 2008

cookie jar

Las Vegas slang for bootyhole or anus.

Get yo hands out my cookie jar!

by stephen and patrick September 3, 2006

Dirt cookie

a cookie made in Hati. They take some clay and mix it with flour and butter and form it into a cookie shape and then bake it.
It does little more than stop hunger pangs.
They make these because of the shortage of food there.

1. I couldn't eat a dirt cookie. Could you?

by Deep Blue 2012 August 4, 2009