Spur Tongue

When a person is talking and their words don’t spare your feelings or are meant to hurt you with personal insults or ruthless truthfulness.

She cut him down with her spur tongue and destroyed his ego.

by Todd Dammit April 10, 2024

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gorilla tongue

1)The appendage a gorilla uses to catch taradactle eggs and lemmings. It is excessivly large, sometimes up to 15 to 20 feet long, also very slimy. Commonly found in the rare cliff dwelling, red assed, sombrero wearing, Dirkka gorilla; who immigrate illeagly from Iraq to Canada.

2) An abnormally large tongue.

a)He used his gorilla tongue to lick an unclean woman from very far off.

by brothelface October 13, 2011

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Poseidon’s Tongue

When you drop a sizable dump into the toilet creating a splash back with sufficient height to be able to reach the anus. The Poseidon’s Tongue is the one drop of splashback that licks inside the anus

Dave: wow, I dropped a hefer of a dump and ended up with a Poseidon’s Tongue
Keith: that’s horrendous, you poor bastard

by Maybe on Wednesday April 13, 2022

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SIMON TONGUE

Man about Town. Can be seen at most local watering holes and/or golfing establishments. Usually a Tottenham Hotspurs Fan. Superpowers include: Flight. Banter. Flexible Hips.

Also capable of achieving superhuman feats using Tongue such as: Deadlifting Bollocks,
Tongue press ups. Infinite Tongue Licks.

Approach with caution. Friendly exterior gives way to deep seated aggression. Often mistaken for an inbetweener.

"Look over there, I think it's Simon Tongue"
"No, its just an inbetweener with a golf club"

"Bloody hell mate did you see that fight?"
"Yeah he gave more licks than Simon Tongue"

by RubbaDinghyRapidsBro October 29, 2015

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