When you are taking a shit and a woman starts giving you a blowjob, then as you’re shitting the water from the turd splashed up and hits her in the face while blowing you.
Oh my god my turd splashed a lot of water up while taking a shit and hit Tina in the face while she was giving me a blumpkin, she totally got blump-kissed
by USPFCMC March 8, 2023
Get the Blump-kiss mug.When two Eskimo Brothers are comfortable enough with their bond, to rub the tips of their penis' back and forth horizontally, Similar to an Eskimo kiss.
Eskimo Brother 1: Yo man, I had a great time with Tiffany, thanks for introducing us!
Eskibro 2: Of course man, we're FAMILY. I love you bro. Gimme an Eskibro kiss.
Eskibro 2: Of course man, we're FAMILY. I love you bro. Gimme an Eskibro kiss.
by Badassninjadude October 14, 2023
Get the Eskibro Kiss mug.When you have a significant other but someone else kiss's and you kiss back because it takes a few seconds to register what's actually going on. It's not concidered cheating
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Get the Algerian kiss mug.When a woman thinks she knows how to kiss/makeout with someone but she eat your face like a lion eats a zebra.
Robert: omg she just Vic kissed me wth
Preston: Hows your face she did that to me 2
Say-d: I know how those Vic kisses are 2
Preston: Hows your face she did that to me 2
Say-d: I know how those Vic kisses are 2
by Faceless Man August 23, 2011
Get the Vic kiss mug.When you're vomiting in a toilet and the pukey toilet water splashes you in the face. Similar to Poseidon's Kiss, but this is from the ferryman who brings freshly deceased souls across the River Stix. puke shitcanned hamboned wasted loaded drunk alcohol Poseidon's kiss
Person1: Dude what's that shit all over your face? You stink.
Person2: Oh I just got a Charon's Kiss in the bathroom and forgot to clean up. Yeah...
Person2: Oh I just got a Charon's Kiss in the bathroom and forgot to clean up. Yeah...
by MudEYork June 13, 2016
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