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yogurt eggs

Yogurt Eggs is when you eat an egg dipped in yogurt and then putting your dicc in the shell and then cumming inside.
by killermaid February 27, 2017
mugGet the yogurt eggsmug.

Egg Numbers

Zero's all across, zip. Basically what you don't want to score on an exam, sporting event, or any other affair in which a "point" system is a factor.
Boss: So what'd we get on our customer satisfaction survey.

Secretary: Ehhhhhhh...we got egg numbers sir.

Boss: Egg numbers.....fuck me sideways.
by Lord_Phallus December 22, 2008
mugGet the Egg Numbersmug.

Jimmy-egg

I gave her a Jimmy-egg
by Christ Phorealz August 27, 2019
mugGet the Jimmy-eggmug.

INSTA EGG

Eggeggeggeggegegegggeggegeggegeg
Egeggegegegegg egg insta egg
by Lucas Mo January 21, 2019
mugGet the INSTA EGGmug.

Dirty egg

The action of shoving an egg up someone’s ass, while rubbing them in yolk.
chad: yo bro! I gave my boy a “dirty egg” last night.
dave: that’s disgusting.
by bigpeepeechad69 January 5, 2021
mugGet the Dirty eggmug.

Kinder Egg

Kinder Egg Is an Dangerous Weapon If you see a nigga with it he boutta do some crazy shit.
Yo Look at that nigga he got a Kinder egg He Dangerous
by ElIThenigga September 26, 2019
mugGet the Kinder Eggmug.

cream egg

When performing anal sex without lube and the recipitent's asshole begins to bleed then mixing with the semen in their asshole resembling the filling of a cream egg.
I got cream egged recently, couldn't sit for a week.
by cyph shaves his armpits May 17, 2019
mugGet the cream eggmug.

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