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Twat Donkey

A person who is not able to comprehend the little things that are very simple to understand
Jesus, this guy at work is a true twat donkey!
by DutDut79 May 1, 2019
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stabbing donkey

When your having sex with a girl and you go from her pussy to her asshole really quickly
Ruben did the stabbing donkey to me last night and I now I can't sit down

(Look up the definition for Ruben)
by Hit it and quit it September 4, 2016
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rusty donkey

What year did that rusty donkey close on Detroit Avenue?
by Rdore1277 December 5, 2015
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Donkey Truck

Donkey Truck, Donkey Truck-ed, Donkey Truck-ing,

When inserted into a eloquently into a conversation at a party it can be used to inconspicuously let your partner know that you would like to leave the party. Similar to the ear lobe tug, which is neither eloquent or inconspicuous.

A common fool.

A form of gaslighting in which someone uses the accomplishment of a task for the sole purpose of getting what they want in return, then denying any agenda ever existed.

(inflection and context is very important) Donkey truck is commonly used as a safe word for people that may like their sexual activities a little more dangerous than the average folk. Establishing a safe word such as donkey truck, will prevent any unwanted mis-happenings. However, donkey truck has also been defined as a primal sexual position that may not be for the average first or second timer. It also does not want to be confused at all with its distant cousin, the donkey punch, as the end result will be drastically different. Additionally donkey punch also describes the more aggressive wet willy due to its use of two fingers instead of one. So as you can see, in certain situations, one would want to be very careful when using the word in the bedroom as a slight misunderstanding could cause drastic changes in outcomes. It is important that open and honest communication is established prior to any such activities. Donkey trucking is only intended to improve, not harm, relationships.
I was really hoping for a good donkey trucking the other night and all that guy did was stick two fingers in my ear. What a donkey truck.
by Kimba82 May 12, 2023
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SWAMP DONKEY

When you are working on a rig And it is so hot that your Swamp Ass has traveled to your donkey dick
Floor hand—Damn man its so fuckin hot out here i have some major swamp ass!
Driller— shit its so damn hot i have swamp donkey!!
by Rogchr86 December 11, 2021
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Donkey shake

A different form of foot job. Commonly done in Kitchens with multiple people watching.
Damn… they gave that kid a mean donkey shake
by King foot November 23, 2021
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stabbing donkey

When your having sex with a girl and pull your penis out of her vagina and stick it in her ass very quickly and without warning
Bro u did the stabbing donkey to my girlfriend last night and now she won't talk to me but it was funny
by Hit it and quit it June 8, 2016
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