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shooting a clown

The terror of when he comes into your room at night and you have a weapon on the bedside table. As stupid as your friend is, he decided to prank you at 2:00 AM in the morning. So, unknowingly, you shoot the ‘clown’ in the face. Your friend then yells “PINK COWS” as he screams in pain.

ONE HOUR LATER...

Your in the emergency room sitting next to your best friend in bed on a dirty bench. The dude next to you looks looks like he had just came out of a sewer.
He looks like he has been dropped SEVERAL times on the head. You are so disappointed in your self that you shot your friend in the face. Later that night you do the same thing to yourself.

ONE YEAR LATER...

You and your friend are now ‘twins’ with bullet holes in your faces. As you walk in the park, you see that stinky man getting married to a HUGE tree
Wow dude it is so fun to shooting a clown
by Trucdhcfjcg January 10, 2018
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The Day of Clowns

The Day of Clowns is a date where we celebrate clowns. Taking place on November 26, we gift clowns and celebrate a year of the clowns survival in the world.
"OH SHIT! I forgot today was The Day of Clowns! I gotta get my cousin clown a gift!"
by Lubbi November 15, 2019
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Poohs Clown

to apply clown make-up to one's face with faeces
Harold makes a good poohs clown
by Poohs Clown August 3, 2007
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Border clown

A Border clown is a term used to describe a person of any Hispanic decent, who makes weak attempts at humor but fails.
Wow ,George Lopez sure is a Border clown.
by thlugger October 19, 2016
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Clown Check

when you check your makeup in extremely bright or natural lighting to make sure you don't look like a clown before going out.
God her makeup looks terrible. She obviously didn't do a clown check before leaving the house.
by Big Porkin' November 13, 2022
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Clown Fucking

A pass time often enjoyed but dressing up as clowns and fucking each other while eating tea and cookies
Guy1: hey wanna do some clown fucking?
Guy2: HELL YEAH
by Pantano Empire August 1, 2022
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Clown Flap

A clown that has a poop flap on his/her behind.
Oh my god, He's taking off his clown flap!!!
by Blaze Nightfire November 1, 2011
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