federal jake

A federal Jake refers to a jokster who always makes you laugh because they are stupid dumb.

Lol, Stiles you a federal Jake.

by Federal Jake February 12, 2018

Jake paul

Worst man ever alive. Fakest dude on the internet. Faker than Niki's boobs. NO LIFE

Did you see Jake's new video!
Yeah, then I went to the doctor and he said that video gave me jake cancer. 70% of the people that watch him get this cancer. Jake Paul means that he will give you a type 100000 cancer

by Logang_4_Life_Jake_Paul_Sucks December 5, 2017

Jake Vaughn

Big dick mother fucker. And you know it because you just read it fool. Now bow your heads and pay your respects.

Jake Vaughn is a man with a sweet sweet beard.

by Beard King January 3, 2014

jake gyllenhaal

The sexiest guy alive who was in Donnie Darko and The Day After Tomorrow. He is starring in Brokeback Mountain and Jarhead. If any of u r jake fans, then i love u all! and if ur not, then w/e.

Jake Gyllenhaal is way sexier than any other guy in the world!

by Im flipping awesome October 14, 2005

Jake Pauler

a disgrace to this country; subscribers of Jacob Paul

(gasp) you 're a Jake Pauler!

by Ellxception January 17, 2018

Jake Page

Some tall guy who will generally annoy the hell out of you 24/7 but for some reason you still hang out with him. Also his beard is a lie.
He looks like an ant and has very dark arm hair, a very pronounced adam's apple, a greasy face, is generally very fond of men, is lanky, has a reseeding hair line, and is the devils spawn.

Alyson: god I don't know why I keep hanging out with Jake Page.....

Marissa: Ya me either......

Alyson: yup..... Also his beard is SUCH a lie !!!

Marissa: he reminds me of an ant!

by A150n November 28, 2011

Jake Paul

An idiot who is doing stupid stunts and posting them on youtube and making other people concerned about his cancerous acts.

JAKE PAUL IS DA WORST!!!

by Princess0674 March 3, 2018