Sexas Texas

A person who is a registered sex offender in the state of Texas.

Oh look! It’s the sexas texas. I hope he doesn’t blame me for my sexual preferences!

by CrossKnuspes May 29, 2021

Texas-batman'ing

(verb) |teksəsˈbatmən'i ng| Being a black, homosexual male from the southern US, while wearing pink shirts draped over just ONE shoulder and having a pierced nose, meticulously bleached denim jeans, while simultaneously grooming your hair with your effortlessly loose wrist and pounding another homo thug from behind.

"Oh you got the HIV. Damn, you shouldn't have been Texas-batman'ing that one time, dude."

by The Texan Editor TX February 19, 2009

Texas Lovelock

When you lovelock your partner and simultaneously force feed them Arby's

I need 20 beef n cheddars my girls hurting for a Texas lovelock

by ChazerB June 21, 2017

texas brownie

The residual coffee from a coffe enema poured into a mug, warmed up with cream and sugar. Served with a sweetened chocolate square.

Kicked my Sunday off with an ol' Texas brownie.

by Runkmadunk March 21, 2017

Texas Draw

It has it's roots in the cowboy scene.
It is similar to the word, quick draw, but with a Texas grandiose twist. The word signifies having and or being the man with the fastest gun draw around.

Tim: "How did Joe "Flash" Pickman do that?"
Fred: "Tim, don't you know he has that Texas Draw."

by HAHAMathis February 1, 2021

Texas Gloryhole

Sticking your dick in the wall of the Alamo. The bullet holes covering the outer wall of the Alamo are tiny....proof that not everything is bigger in Texas!

"Just found me another Texas Gloryhole.....Yeee Haw!"

by NinjaMonkeyBallz420 February 26, 2017

Texas Minivan

When the male takes the female wheel-barrel style but with a wider spand, and shoves both knees up the rectum. (female must have very, VERY loose butt hole.)

bro, she took it real nice with that texas minivan last night. she was crying.

by Fuckin' lol November 13, 2011