nail tech

The occupation of internet gods. Pedobear, Shotacat and Loloki are all nail techs. Anon is the expert nail tech.

Scumbag Steve is an aspiring nail tech but he cannot seem to climb the seven stairs to exit his mom's basement.

Anon: I need a mani-pedi, quick!
Loloki: I am a nail tech, why won't you invite me to beauty express?
Pedobear: Me too
Shotacat: Purr purr, do thaaaat.
Scumbag Steve: Can I do your nails, I have the best china glaze!
Chorus: Techni-coloured YAWN.

by S.S. Tasche March 29, 2011

tech beeeyatch

Keys,D

yo - you the tech beeeyatch

by Donny Ozmond June 5, 2003

Techyz

Pulls infinite amount of bitches, can also pull milfs and moms.

Damn, Techyz gets a lot of bitches.

by Techyz February 12, 2023

Tech gals

Question: where did all this beef come from?
can't all of you chill we got two years left. Can't we all just get along, and for F**k sake if you have an issuse address it dont bitch

by Dominique Tech gal and proud October 2, 2003

Techeno

Recognize the 'e'. Also spelled "Tekkeno". A term used to identify Tekken-style techno music.

I like to drink a BooKoo, put on some Techeno, and kick somebody's ass.

by Hand Hanzo April 24, 2005

Techdude

A person of many skills including and especially pertaining to technology IE: computers. Someone certainly smarter than a philologist. And knows what a motor and an engine are

This darn computer crapped out again. Call the Techdude.

by Mr. rekcaH December 14, 2008

techgnarlogy

Awesomley, radical technology.

"Man that new Xbox 360 is one sweet piece of techgnarlogy"

by Dustrag February 20, 2008