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tech beeeyatch

yo - you the tech beeeyatch
by Donny Ozmond June 5, 2003
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techshightin

To talk an unending steam to randomly selected technical word to convince those around you that you are a technical guru.
F****g hell the support team are techshighting again.
by Andy Brown March 14, 2003
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Techspam

Loads of techy jargon that only one or two people in/on a channel/chatroom/forum understand.

I just made it up as I felt we needed something to define this.
IRC extract, understandable, but it's pretty techy and there was lots more.

<XXXXX> so do I do truffserv1,2,3,4 for the first ip?

<XXXXX> first box*

<*****> and all the games are visible from each address, or different games on different addresses?

<XXXXX> different games on different addressess

<*****> depends how the games are set up. i.e. if they are bound to seperate addresses..

<*****> right

<*****> so you need to make an actual name for each IP address, then aliases for each game, pointing to the name that points to the IP address.

<XXXXX> ok

<-- ###### has quit (Ping timeout)

<*****> you *can* point each gamename to an IP address, but should the IP address need to be changed, you will have more work on your hands.

<*****> as /all/ hostname/IP pairs will need to be changed, rather than leaving the cnames and just changing the real ones.
by Jim April 16, 2004
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Techsploitation

When IT engineers are paid to one job but IT management get them to do several other jobs at the same time but not pay them the market rate for doing so.
That's Techsploitation!
by takesitupthetradesmens June 25, 2010
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techscuse

noun: a lame explanation where technology is blamed for obvious and often intentional human error.
She used the lame techscuse "I never got the email" to avoid having to take charge of the project at work.
by CathMar July 10, 2016
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Techshit

When your electronic device freaks out or has a crazy software issue
Gamer 1: Bro, check this glitch out! Gamer 2: Dude, I tried it, and my Xbox went techshit
by Robo - Hunter June 19, 2019
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techspreading

The act of scattering your laptop, cell phone, and related charging cables all over a common table.
"Ugh, this guy is techspreading all over the bar at this Starbucks, I can't set my coffee down."
by TyrelSouza September 4, 2019
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