fling tard

The act of flinging poop at a Mongolian retard.

Hey look!!...a mongolian retard!!!...let's go ahead fling tard him,!!

by frenchphish May 4, 2005

Diesel Tard

Fat retarded looking person.

Guy 1: look at him hes huge
Guy 2: yea hes a Diesel Tard.

by Paully Bleeker October 31, 2008

Shaq-Tarded

When one is as retarded as a guy shaq's size.

That guy isn't just dumb he's Shaq-Tarded!

by Tree sock May 7, 2009

tard sandwich

a threesome which includes two mentalfags fucking a normalfag in the form of a sandwich.

"wanna tard sandwich?"

"no faggot shut the fuck up or ill tard sandwich your mother's step grandpa"

by c0p December 11, 2018

handi-tard

someone who is horribly stupid, biased, and shouldn't be allowed to be in charge of anything but their own breathing.

jeff is a handi-tard.

by nikki.a January 22, 2008

poo tard

i little bitch that thinks they’re always right

monica: “kassidi was such a poo tard yesterday”

lexi: “ i know right, she wouldn’t shut up on how the earth is flat”

by frick kassidi March 17, 2019

Bat-tard

Derogatory term for someone who thinks Batman solos/is remotely comparable to most other superheroes.

Guy 1: Batman could solo Galactus, easily.
Guy 2: Why would you even think that? Galactus is a literal god.

Guy 1: W-well if Thanos beat Galactus before, then with enough prep time-
Guy 2: Stfu bat-tard.

by Crabby1 December 2, 2021