Taking a Howie.

Another term for having a bowel movement. Q

Where's Ed? He's in the bathroom taking a howie.

by Xeroxfishbone August 25, 2011

Taking the bullet

Giving a friend head and swallowing all his jizz. Or performing the same flavour favour when confronted with a choice.

Both cocks were in front of me so I ended up taking the bullet and sucking off my good friend.

by Portuguese Taxi June 13, 2013

taking a chubby

When a wingman settles for the larger of the two women so his bro can get the hot one

Even if it means taking a chubby, I will suck it up.

by Gerrymanderingpigeonholr June 12, 2016

Taint of Dawn

Similar to the grundle of dawn; the taint of dawn comes just prior to the ass crack of dawn. The taint of dawn is between the hours of 3am - 5am, and only applies when you must wake up between these hours.

I had to wake up at the taint of dawn to catch my flight.

Good thing i woke up at the taint of dawn and got out before that whore woke up!!!

by Maddog and J'Rod January 11, 2009

taint rag

A hand or face towel used to polish up the rectal area after leaving a sloppy wet stinker in the toilet.

guy 1: Fuck it! What is this brown stain on my face towel?

guy 2: Oh, my bad, I thought that was a taint rag. I had to do some maintenance after that sloppy wet turd I just unloaded in your crapper.

by Jag Joke March 2, 2009

taint-painter

The antonym of a no-wipe. When you take a shit and it's so messy, you find yourself scrubbing your taint clean because it's been painted brown.

Me: "Hey Dave, I just had the opposite of a no-wiper this morning. I had myself a taint-painter. I had to shower afterwards."

Dave: "That's awesome."

by j0hnnyscene July 17, 2011

Taint Burger

A Sandwich made up of lettuce, tomatoes, onion, relish, mustard, and "cottage cheese". And of course some shit, it is eaten off of one's taint, and is best enjoyed with a warm glass of asparagus urine.

"Damn, this Taint Burger tastes like SHIT!"

"Well, I had better wash up. I just polished off my third Taint Burger, and I don't want to go around smelling like Ben Bernanke!"

by Mr. Shits on the run August 18, 2011