jumbo tit

any person of the female gender who has enormously rude titties.

man, jenny was a little squirt until she reached puberty and turned into a real fine jumbo tit.

by Ian McKellen April 28, 2008

tit spanners

A phrase to desribe a man's (or a Lesbian's I suppose) hands.
Formed from the idea of using one's hands on a woman's (or man's, if you're into that) delicious, matronly breasts.

Hey, get your tit spanners off my Dairylea Dunkers!

by Ali-Pimp May 25, 2005

missile tits

Ones nipples that can penetrate flesh

On the news, a teenager was killed by a sharp pair of missile tits.

by righteousconsumption October 30, 2014

Sweet Tits

1. Adj; Used to describe a good situation.
2. An affirmation

Jim: Hey I just won the lottery!
Tommy: Sweet tits!

by Polska April 6, 2005

Smith Tits

Fat Mens nipples showing through an extremely tight males polo shirt.

1.Look that teacher has some big Smith Tits.

by jtmd November 11, 2006

tit and tweak

tit(s)
(Genrally known as: Female Breasts,
as soft as it is welcoming to us boys

fun to play with in weekends...
/when feeling lonely.)

tit and tweak is simply a game : P
just like hide and seek
only the man's motive is to suck and tweak them
the girl can be the judge in this game

there are almost no rules in the game though.

it can end from 1 hour 'till all night
depending on the players ; )

it's kind of a fun game for grownups
girls enjoy being sucked..
guys enjoy sucking them..
everyone ends up winning ; )

go get you're girl and try it now!
she wont be disapointed!
Garanteed or you're Money back!!
Lol.

(Guy) Hey babe.. i'm kind of bored
wanna play the ol' -tit and Tweak- game?

(Girl) :P alright, but this time go easy on my left tit ok?
you got carried away last time!!

(Guy) sure babe i'll be gentle ; )
i promise..
common now hand em over : )
that's a girl ; )

.....

The end?
or is it?

by Bizzaro June 9, 2007

tit head

English police men who wear helmets that look like big tits!

by foddr April 23, 2003