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Unprecedented Times

A dispensation of time where you are expected to be ripping your hair out, growing a beard, supermanning women, leaving your new wife to sneak off with Larsa Pippen, get as many women pregnant as possible all at once like Nick Cannon, and of course use lots and lots of hand sanitizer, also known as 2020.
These are some unprecedented times. It turns out we survived the pandemic and now I'm 30lbs bigger with 3 kids on the way and I have to explain to my wife where I've been.
by JaVonni Brustow May 30, 2021
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Pourpre Tigress eve

A holiday created by itz.that.miraculous.girl on tt
A:What holiday is August 3rd
B:Its Pourpre Tigress eve
by bunnixsupremacy August 3, 2021
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Cunt Times

Cunt times is worse than the worst experience. It is a sequence of events that has you wanting to go tear your hair out… usually at some trivial idiot that is making tour life difficult with their petty interference.
It’s been absolutely cunt times trying to get my refund from the hotel; it’s taken three phone calls yesterday (where I was disconnected twice) and 1.5 hours on the phone last night and those unaccomodating fuckwits still refuse to give me all my cash back.
by Mick E P August 11, 2021
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poop thresh

The poop threshold, or (poop thresh) is the timing in which a person with Irritable Bowel Syndrome has to take a fat dump. You sit outside of that threshold all day until suddenly you feel it and know you can poop again, but hurry up because if you wait to long you may miss your queue and then you’ll have to wait to re-enter your poop thresh.
Get out of my way, I need to use that toilet, I appear to have entered the poop thresh!”

*starts farting*
by Papi chullo August 15, 2021
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Mother Teresa HS ott

a School in barhavven where every white boys favourite word is the N word and a school filled with C00ns
Person 1: i go to Mother Teresa HS ott
Person 2: I heard that school is racist asf ion think u should stay
by MOLECULEBTI August 27, 2021
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unfortunate.times

unfortunate.times Is a TikTok user who makes amazing videos and is extremely nice. Although I am not mutuals with said human, I do enjoy their content.
“Oh! unfortunate.times liked my comment! I’m so happy!!”
by Olive.boy September 12, 2021
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Toms tiesnesis

Whos that uzmetejs? O its Toms Tiesnesis
by Washingg.73 November 22, 2021
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