Martini Muff

The female version of a whiskey dick. When she's so drunk the only option is only dry.

"Man, that lady had serious Martini Muff."

by Martini Muff October 10, 2015

Dutch Ear Muffs

A fat set of female thighs.

I went down on her and she slapped me with a set of Dutch ear muffs.

Her Dutch ear muffs completely downed out the sounds of my favorite song during sex.

The repeated pounding of the Dutch ear muffs last night loosened my cochlear implant.

by Dick Onchin December 13, 2021

Moff The Muff

To live life to the fullest and bury your face in a vagina for the day.

On his birthday the only thing George wished for was to moff the muff.

by Jonny Cole’s December 12, 2020

Muff Snuffing

The female version of "Cock Blocking." When a girl is trying to get it in with a guy/girl but someone keeps interupting/delaying the process or eventually "snuffing" the situtation all together.

Teresa was trying to get laid last night and Kassandra totally was "muff snuffing" her at the party....bitch.

by teresa.is.a.slut August 6, 2011

muff robin

Slang for statory rape, in other words getting there with the hair. Not quite

Pedophelia, but with a girl that is already hitting puberty.

Woah tony is totally muff robin'.

by Rob Works January 14, 2011

tree muff

A small child.

Tell the tree muff to clean his room.

by Diabetic panda November 14, 2017

Mayhem Muff

A Mayhem Muff is a vagina. A mayhem muff is a vagina you just can’t control the power of.

Oh my god becky would you look at that mayhem muff... it pops severely

by Skinana January 9, 2021