Last Tweak

When a tweaker has been on such a long binge that they have no concept of time and believe they're previous actions happened only an hour or day ago when it was actually a week ago.

No way man, that wasn't yesterday when that happened, it was last tweak.

by 1 Antinome June 30, 2017

last chook

The art of fondling one's penis so that the testis hang freely to sway ack and forth in a manner that of which can lead to pleasure

by *********** March 29, 2003

Lover's Last Gift

When an ex-boyfriend/girlfriend brings over an object of interest to the others house, such as laptop, movie, sweater, etc, and the couple break up before it can be returned to the owner.

Cristina made me cupcakes and brought it in a plastic container. We never ate them all, so she left them in my fridge. We broke up a week later, its my lover's last gift! I'll put it next to the Nintendo 64 from Jacky, and the Prada handbag from Leila

by Theytoldmenottousemyrealname January 16, 2013

last-minute paging-cancel

Refers to the insanely-frustrating act of asking an employee over the PA system to come and assist with something, only to then say, "never mind" a long while afterwards, when said frazzled employee has hastily "dropped everything" and speed-walked almost all the way up to the area where he was asked to present himself.

The last-minute paging-cancel is especially infuriating/draining if the responding employee has had to go through a lot of difficult preparation before heading to his requested locale, such as cleansing his extremely-soiled hands, changing into cleaner/neater attire, setting down a huge armload of items, powering off a complicated piece of equipment, etc.

by QuacksO May 10, 2019

Eating last night's parmo

A feeling of familiarity, of nostalgia almost, tinged with regret and the promise of regret to come.

I wish my ex hadn't moved back here. Every time I see them it's like eating last night's parmo.

by Eidorb Norton the Unseemly May 29, 2024

i is free at last

Words of hope and relief as patient on Medicaid follows light at the end of tunnel while coming to surface and discovers light was attached to the end of the proctologist's endoscope

Two alligators surgically sharp teeth joking about the last fugitive who said "I is free at last" in the swampy prison bayou as runaway black fugitive swims through the culvert about to become gaterade relief package.

by [e-mail] January 23, 2023

Long Last

Can't last long enough to defuse bomb in CS:GO

I'm not good enough to long last.

by Niagra falls231 April 14, 2023