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Shiny Donkey

A bruised vulva resulting from a Donkey Punch maneuver.
Clementine: Bocephus, I got me a shiny donkey after that loving Donkey Punch last night. Hot damn!
by Cinco Alabachi September 16, 2020
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Swamp Donkey

A very wet, sloppy vagina, or a different term for a home run in baseball.
That shordy had one hell of a swamp donkey on her!

Josh Donaldson just hit the longest swamp donkey ever recorded in history!
by fishmaster800 October 25, 2022
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Scratch The Donkey

A term for using sites like Omegle and Chatroulette so parents dont know what your talking about. Often mistaken for masturbation
Mike: "Hey man, I think the donkey is itchy"

Matt: "Yea, lets scratch the donkey at my place in like an hour, alright?"
by Mange Crosby November 28, 2011
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Wonkey Donkey

When you’re having sex in a sideways position for a long time and you pull out and your penis is off to the side. It can also refer to having sex and getting stuck together.

A wonkey donkey can also refer to a person who is not very bright and a little off.
I was fucking Noel from her left side and pulled out to find my dick had gone all wonkey donkey.

Mandy and Lauren were fucking from behind and got stuck like a wonkey donkey.

Autumn couldn’t believe Katie was acting so embarrassing and acting like a wonkey donkey at the bar.
by SoHa19 March 2, 2019
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Tube Donkey

Term used to describe a mexican burrito so hot it will burn gowing down and coming out. It will make a man burn in his feminine spots and a woman scream in orgasm.
I had a tube donkey for lunch last week, it still hurts. That guy is a tube donkey, hurts my ass just to work with him.

That guy screwed me over like a tube donkey.
by Matt Hashman December 20, 2010
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stabbing donkey

When your having sex with a girl and pull your penis out of her vagina and stick it in her ass very quickly and without warning
Bro u did the stabbing donkey to my girlfriend last night and now she won't talk to me but it was funny
by Hit it and quit it June 8, 2016
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Donkey Dog

Dude, your dog is the slowest and most stubborn dog I have ever met, he reminds me of Eeyore... "Ohhh-kayyy, I guess we will walk now". He's a Donkey Dog!
by georgie bear September 7, 2016
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