fling tard

The act of flinging poop at a Mongolian retard.

Hey look!!...a mongolian retard!!!...let's go ahead fling tard him,!!

by frenchphish May 04, 2005

Jerk Tard

A stuck up teen who listens to New Boys, and starts jerking at random moments

That Jason is such a Jerk Tard!!!

by 91EMC June 10, 2010

tard sandwich

a threesome which includes two mentalfags fucking a normalfag in the form of a sandwich.

"wanna tard sandwich?"

"no faggot shut the fuck up or ill tard sandwich your mother's step grandpa"

by c0p December 12, 2018

tard smile

When you smile (on the verge of laughing) in an empty room with no one around to see you do it.

Jessie was looking at some censored pictures and smiled peevishly....

TARD SMILE.

by icykittykat February 10, 2011

tard smile

Looking retarded when you smile.

That girl has a tard smile.

by BaconMastert September 23, 2016

handi-tard

someone who is horribly stupid, biased, and shouldn't be allowed to be in charge of anything but their own breathing.

jeff is a handi-tard.

by nikki.a January 22, 2008

Bat-tard

Derogatory term for someone who thinks Batman solos/is remotely comparable to most other superheroes.

Guy 1: Batman could solo Galactus, easily.
Guy 2: Why would you even think that? Galactus is a literal god.

Guy 1: W-well if Thanos beat Galactus before, then with enough prep time-
Guy 2: Stfu bat-tard.

by Crabby1 December 02, 2021