Swifter Sweeper

When you give someone a Swirly, A Boondoggle and a Wedgie. Especially when they’re wearing whitey tighties.

Dude, we totally gave him a Swifter Sweeper! What a nerd!

by Dookiepoopy September 24, 2023

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Swifted

To have a public event completely blown up or overshadowed due to the presence of Taylor Swift and her devoted Swifties.

Even though the Broncos have a bad record, looks like tonight’s game will be Swifted if Kelci plays.

Ticketmaster was totes Swifted cuz … Eras. (See Swiftie speak)

by Winona Nelson October 12, 2023

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Swiftchiefs

Taylor Swifts NFL team

I hope the swiftchiefs win this weekend

by Beerhimer October 12, 2023

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Swifties are signing up in record numbers to vote Demoncrat. If you're a Swiftie, you're asking for four more years of Biden and Co. You're destroying this country's moral fiber; so, you are a domestic terrorist.

by southplainshttredskins October 24, 2023

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