five knuckle gusset shuffle

A phrase meaning to masturbate. Male masturbation.

The other night, I was alone, so i had to rely on the good old five knuckle gusset shuffle

by SherbShizzle October 16, 2008

Snuffle

To wipe one's cock on a posh bird's curtains

She left me hanging in the lounge so I quickly knocked one out and left her a Snuffle

by Jediknightandmaster August 30, 2011

detriot shuffle

when you eat people shit and then hum them and eat dick

i detriot shuffled on brice daniels

by blacky 999999999999999 March 25, 2009

E SHUFFLE

A big booty hoe who loves to get random

That Stephanie girl is always doin that E SHUFFLE!

by Jaclyn Attackin January 19, 2008

snuffleupagus

well... hmm. i am called snuffleupagus by a few people just becuz one of my friends randomly decided that was my nickname. but originally snuffleupagus, snuffy for short, appears on sesame street as big bird's imaginary friend

Snuffleupagus and Bigbird walked to the store

by SNUFFLEUPAGUS October 29, 2003

McKenna Shuffle

The McKenna Shuffle is a rare move but exhibits the epitome of shading and/or bitching out from a social drinking scene. In actuality, the McKenna Shuffle involves one "just not feeling it" anymore, either because he or she is a pussy and/or a member of the fake drinking club. In rare instances, there have been examples of one vomiting on their own shirt before performing the McKenna Shuffle. Similar to the stealthness involved in the puma crawl, the McKenna Shuffle involves one taking a quick look around the see if he or she is being noticed by anyone, which is usually unnecessary because the caliber of person performing the McKenna Shuffle would usually not have anyone noticing them anyway. After taking a quick glance, the shuffler proceeds to sneak out of the scene, without saying a word to anyone and hoping to go completely unnoticed. The act of the McKenna Shuffle is usually identified by his or her peers first thing in the morning. Although it's official name is the McKenna Shuffle, this unique move also can be known as the McKenna Mosey, the Chick Chase, the Derr Dip, or simply the Houdini.

Ex: 1

Noble: "Alright I'm heading back guys, see you later."

McKenna Shuffler: "....." (not saying anything while sneaking out behind Noble)

Ex. 2

Mike: "Has anyone seen McKenna?"

Everyone: Looks around, shrugs their shoulders, then figures he must have done the McKenna Shuffle and bounced without saying anything to anyone.

by blueballz06 October 20, 2008

popcorn shuffle

a pick up line men commmonly give to women, it goes like such, "if my balls smelled like popcorn, and my balls were sprinkled with salt would your mouth be my butter?"

Hey Bitch, lets do the popcorn shuffle

by sexy snhu bitch October 6, 2009