optimus special

A one month subscription to PH
Box of tissues

Corner store lotion
Less than one month of only fans

Hey I was think abt buying an onlyfans but instead I got the OPTIMUS SPECIAL!

by Not optimus April 8, 2021

The Moses’ Special

When a guy spreads a woman like the the Red Sea.

“Wow, man. I really gave her the Moses’ special”

by Goblinbabe August 4, 2022

special snowflake

Someone so sensitive and delicate that you can't say certain things(most things actually) to them without them being offended.

"Be careful when talking to Charlotte, he/she/it/they/zim/hir/wtfever is a Special Snowflake and is too delicate to handle reality.

by Aminilaina September 22, 2016

special ending

Similar to a happy ending except you must be getting jerked off by a retard and or wearing a helmet. By reading this you are going straight to hell, perhaps Tobagon style.

By definition tards give the best Special Endings

by Ztard March 8, 2005

Mentally Special

Plain & simple. Someone who takes a long time to be able to understand or comprehend ideas.

Tharius is mentally special because he doesn't even understand SIMPLE directions!

by Candy Grandpre May 21, 2008

special student

Someone who is retarded. Generally people who are slow and completely idiotic!

Eejay, you really are a 'Special Student'
Ryan is 'special'

by punky-fish-revolution January 19, 2007

Special K

Special K Cereal is a common brand of cereal exclusively purchased by Caucasian mothers in an attempt to reduce their obesity, however, this refers to the slamming of stated Caucasian mother into a counter top with the force required to hospitalize and fracture the hips. After this endeavor of hip breakage, it is necessary to keep tapping that aged bun hole.

I Special K'd Daniels mom so hard that she went into a coma due to blood lost from the exchange. However, that old slut is still pregnant from my popping her grassy knoll.

by GrannyGoochLiker5 June 29, 2018