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conservative smoker 

1. A marijuana smoker who is conciously aware of the world, themselves and the influence taking place throughout. An active and progressive individual seeking more than just a "high".
2. Smoker who has a "roach stash", and later creates one joint or blunt using the left-over remaining marijuana.
3. Someone who buys marijuana, yet uses it in small quantities. Thus, conserving amounts of marijuana thru manipulating doses.
"Danny doesn't smoke blunts anymore"

"Really? Why not"

"You gotta get more weed for blunts. He's trying to save money on that shit right now, he's a freaking conservative smoker"
conservative smoker by yesy March 15, 2008
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cigar smoker 

Code name for "cock sucker".
Monica Lewinsky is a cigar smoker >>> if you know what I mean.

Smoke an L 

To burn one: to toke, smoke and cough-choke a little green. The L is for Lifted, Lid, spLiff…only Nelly knows for sure.
Yo brotatochip! Let's knock back that half handle of Ciroq then roll up and smoke an L!
Smoke an L by Silvansea July 6, 2022

smoke solid crew 

gang of lazy stoners who populate a caravan in north walsham
aaahh the smoke solid crew strike again
smoke solid crew by steven thompson February 26, 2004

Smoke me up 

Used to ask someone for (or to return) a favor. Deriving from weed culture for when someone lets you smoke their weed with them for free, is now often used to ask for any kind of favor.
Bro, I’m fuckin broke until I get paid next Friday. Could you smoke me up on a couple beers tonight? I’ll for sure get you back next weekend.

australian smoke mask 

The male participant rests his balls onto his partner's eyes and then proceeds to leak a gassy one into the reciever's mouth.
Me and my girlfriend had an argument so i told her that i would give her a suprise to make it up to her. She wasn't very pleased when she found out that her surprise was an australian smoke mask.
australian smoke mask by dan barness December 28, 2009

Coffee and Smokes 

The most addictive and socially acceptable combination of vices the world has ever known.
“The only reason I went to the A.A meetings was for the free coffee and smokes."
Coffee and Smokes by ajtothemax August 17, 2011