sloppy seconds 

1) Having sex with a female, after someone else had sex with her within an hour before you.
2) Sucking/Kissing a woman's breasts with the intention of getting it on.

1) Steve banged Sarah right after Stew did, but Steve was okay with sloppy seconds.
2) Bill went up Beth's shirt and started sucking on her tits, constituting sloppy second base or sloppy seconds.

sloppy seconds by Shawn Asanto Morgan October 2, 2006

sloppy jello 

When a man gets drunk and whips up a batch of green jello and mixes it up wih urin and various lotions so it is nice and sloppy.The man then takes a trip to the local cemetary and digs up a distant relative. Then the man even more drunk, takes the corps to a secluded space and crames the sloppy jello into an oraphis of his chioce and fucks the shit out of it.

Adam Gonzalez loves sloppy jello

sloppy jello by gob bob June 11, 2006

Sloppy Tom 

When the man shits into the woman's vagina, cums all over her shitty pussy then eats her out causing you to vomit. then vomit the shitty cum mixture onto your partners chest.

Last night i was fucking Gretchen and had to shit and gave her a sloppy tom.

Sloppy Tom by Rance Willis February 11, 2009

sloppy third 

Third Base with oral action. Giving a blowjob to a guy or eating out a girl. The last base before home plate.

How far did you get? I got a sloppy third

sloppy third by A. Nonymous November 15, 2003

sloppy joe

When in the 69 position the male is on top driving his penis into the womans mouth as he slowly pushes out a shit so that it drops on her face

Wow babe you really cleaned up nice after that sloppy joe I gave you

sloppy joe by T-Ben June 25, 2009

Sloppy Joe

You soak a load of toilet paper to get it nice and moist and then you lob it at any window/car/person/unexpecting victim/arab/expecting victim or any other object you would want to throw wet loo roll at.

I was walking to work and I got sloppy joe all over me

Sloppy Joe by TJ Baxter March 4, 2009

sloppy bavarian french horn 

when a female,(or a male), performs onto another male, an act in which from the rear position one hand grasps the rod of their partner and squeezes at different intervels(like tapping the many buttons on a french horn) all the while blowing, with a little spit, into the rear of thier partner to the tune of "Oh When the Saints Cum Marching In"

Nathanial readied himself against the kitchen sink while preparing to require a "sloppy bavarian french horn" from his fiancee Campbell all the while maintaining the beat of "Oh When The Saints Cum Marching In" with the slapping of his ball sack.

sloppy bavarian french horn by Beaner McWeiner July 14, 2008