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Bazaphylactic Shock

The severest form of fat bastardry which is a medical emergency. A Type I reaction according to the Gell And Coombs Classification. An often severe and sometimes fatal systemic reaction in a susceptible individual upon exposure to far too many pizzas (such as a deep pan pepperoni and cheese or a cajun chicken and spicy beef italian thin crust) following previous sensitization. Characterized especially by Bariatric tendencies and a distinct lack of exercise.
Christ! Craig's gone into Bazaphylactic Shock again, fat bastard....
by LEX SR July 24, 2008
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The Shocker

Guy 1: "Dude did you meet that chick Cindy last night?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, I took her back to my place and rocked her with The Shocker."
by mudd_butt February 10, 2008
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A rip-off of the Matt Hardy "V1.0" sign that the index and middle fingers are together insted of being spread apart.

Two in the front, one in the back

Mexican Luchador who is currently in TNA
I saw a foam Shocker hand last summer and at first I thought it a foam V1.0 hand.

After I gave Morgan shocker, she wanted me to marry her.

Shocker is Alex Shelley's bitch. He is 1-2 against him.
by Mike September 6, 2005
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ShockerDeuce

An alcoholic drink made of Vodka, Bacardi Razz, and Rockstar Energy Drink. Best mix ever! Drink by shot!
Did u hear about Christine's ShockerDeuces? They're kickass!
by SpiffyShudder August 3, 2009
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Shock and aagh

Giving the shocker while licking the twat
Nothing makes her squirm like the shock and aagh
by sourmike February 11, 2010
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shock fart

When an individual or animal sneezes and farts simultaneously.
by VroomVroom October 17, 2014
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