The act of offering one's seat on public transport (most commonly the Subway) to a lady who appears to be pregnant but who is, as it turns out, just a bit fat.
John: Excuse me ma'am I see you are with child may I offer you my seat?
Natasha: What, bitch? Are you fat-slapping me!? I'm gonna beat yo' sorry ass!
John: Fuck off.
Natasha: What, bitch? Are you fat-slapping me!? I'm gonna beat yo' sorry ass!
John: Fuck off.
by J-Sox August 02, 2009
when you take your dick and rub oil all over it and put sprinkles on it and whack someone in the face with it
Tyler: March, I'm gonna fucking sausage slap you if you say "I LOVE YOU" to my girlfriend again!
March: Okay.
March: Okay.
by i_liek_dem_poniez July 17, 2012
the act of slapping your shlong across someones face. usually preformed on woman when having sex but if preformed as a prank on a dude the administer of the hogey slap usually loses is hogey.
girl- yes more!!
dude- *smack*
girl- what the hell was that
dude- bitch you've been hogey slapped
dude 1- if you hit me with your dick you wont have one left.
dude2- sure sure *smack* what now. youve been hogey slapped?!?!
dude 1- you son of a bitch
dude 2- *riiiiiippp* ahhhhhh you bastard, you tore off my hogey.
dude- *smack*
girl- what the hell was that
dude- bitch you've been hogey slapped
dude 1- if you hit me with your dick you wont have one left.
dude2- sure sure *smack* what now. youve been hogey slapped?!?!
dude 1- you son of a bitch
dude 2- *riiiiiippp* ahhhhhh you bastard, you tore off my hogey.
by thechimmichonga February 01, 2011
Where you fill your ass with a bunch of air, then slap your freind releasing what is a so called "Whoopie Slap" or a massive fart.
by Liwty:) January 10, 2011
by The Informant August 16, 2003
by fashionfreak March 04, 2009