Soft Serve

When someone shits in your mouth

Dude 1: So what'd you and Sarah do last night?
Dude 2: Soft serve.

by triceratops January 7, 2017

Softball

A fun sport that will always be loved by the whole world. It will never get retiring.You never want to let go to ur mates in softball.

Wow guys softball is really fun

by Isabelle H April 5, 2017

Skout

Skout is the most hot girl you’ll ever meet! Everyone has a crush on her she’s so... IEEEEEEE! Seriously! She’s funny, cute and more

Kid from drama class: who’s that hot girl?
Hannah: that’s Skout
Kid: omg I think I have a crush!
Hannah: What did you say?
Kid: ehhh nothing

by Thebestkidyoullevermeet November 27, 2018

Soft Lunch

Giving a blowjob to someone with erectile disfunction.

"I met up with this guy yesterday for a hookup, talk about a soft lunch."

by UncleJup July 3, 2019

feels soft

this very interesting phrase means that a person might feel a connection when with someone, but in reality just friendzoned them

oh shit that girl just said she feels soft when shes with me
nahhh dude she just friendzoned you so hard

by wata admirer December 4, 2018

soft cock

lee, a naval chap, used to date my sister

my sisters ex boy friend is a fucking soft cock.

by ollie k August 9, 2004

Soft Cock

A new versatile AussieYank Slang.

When used as noun:
1. 'Soft Cock' means 'got screwed', 'screwed by someone'.
2. 'Soft Cock' also refers to someone who just got screwed in a 'soft' way.

When used as verb:

1. 'Soft Cock' means 'to screw', 'to fuck up'

Example 1 (noun + verb):

As a tourist, Lenard has been 'soft cocked' numerous times by the locals. The locals always seems to 'soft cock' him into getting wrong directions.

He felt like a total 'soft cock'

Example 2 (noun):

Jason likes to 'soft cock' his co-workers

by Someone who got Soft Cocked January 2, 2010