porn shower

A quick shower done without getting your hair wet, whilst leaving the door open. Often done after exercise to clean skin without drying out your hair.

"I was so sweaty after my run that I decided to take a porn shower"

by Dillywhack242 August 31, 2017

salsa shower

Eating period blood and puking it up during sex

"hey carl can you eat a girl out when she's on her period" "yeah as long as you don't give her a salsa shower"

by GossipVulture April 20, 2018

Wutang Shower

When your mate says he wants to Wutang the blunt but there’s no water around. So being the pal that your are you offer to Wutang Shower him. This is where you whip out a fat pizz down your mates throat to ensure the blunt goes down with ease.

Mate 1: Ayyy mate I think I’m about to Wutang this shit.

Mate 2: Make sure we have water around!

Mate 1:No, water around here.

Mate 2: Ayyy mate, I’ll spot you this one Wutang Shower, just this time though.

Mate 2: Thanks for being such a pal!

P.S.

might just be an Australian thing

by ThatHaloPlayer February 1, 2018

belfast shower

Washing one-self quickly using the sink

Did you shower this morning? No I just had a quick belfast shower this morning

by Lurganboy243 June 11, 2018

Francis Shower

A very quick shower in 3 minutes or less.

In college he would take Francis Showers.

by DrManhattan44 August 3, 2018

Eiffel Shower

When 2 bitches piss over at least one dude(s) jerking off.

The husbands were jerking each other off while the wives pissed over them. Boom, Eiffel Shower.

by EiffelTowerBitch69 October 15, 2018

sharted shower

When you realize that you sharted, then take off your clothes, only to have the SHART affixed to your leg or legs. So you decide you have to get into the shower to wash off the shart. Next time, don't shart.

I had a sharted shower in the middle of the night after I awakened from the spicy dinner we ate with a warm sensation on my leg.

by corsendonkian May 8, 2019