retracting sausage

When you lose a stiffy because you saw grammy naked

"Last night I saw my grandma's saggy tits then I got a retracting sausage"

by SaintOfTheGeeks April 1, 2015

Sausage Bar

The act of a man putting his penis into a sleeping girls mouth

Damn dude, I just ran a sausage bar on Suzie

by BlackSalami69XXX November 4, 2016

Naughty sausage

A cigarette, you dirty-minded scum.

Dudebro #1: I’m gonna step outside for a naughty sausage. Wanna come?
Dudebro #2: Huh? I mean, more power to you, but I’m not gay.
Dudebro #1: A smoke, you sick little monkey. You are no longer invited.

by Coldiohead July 8, 2021

sausage shuffler

Someone who shuffles too much cock.

"Hey did you know Louise is a sausage shuffler"

by big toes July 13, 2014

Sausage Pussy

When both lips of the vagina are so long that if you were to tie them together, you would have a shape resembling a sausage.

Person 1:Dude. How was your date with Megan

Person 2:Terrible. I found out the hard way that she has a sausage pussy.

Person 1: Ew that's fucking disgusting.

by Whatshappining July 3, 2020

the all sausage

Much the way that Odin, in Norse mythology, is referred to as "the all father" and is arguably the most powerful being in the nine realms, The All Sausage is the mightiest of Dongs. Warriors tremble in fear at the mere sight of this swinging monstrosity as their maidens grow weak in the knees and moist between them. He who possesses the all sausage cannot be stopped.

Yeah Ray almost took that stripper home the other night but I slipped her a 50, went back and got a private dance. I showed her the goods and it was over. She couldn't resist the All Sausage.

by luciferous March 11, 2016

sausage wallet

a slang term for vagina

Blaine is such a sausage wallet.

by 69lecates69 August 4, 2008