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San Diego Santa Clause

When you jizz on her face to make a beard and then say “Ho Ho Ho
I messed up and gave my girl a San Diego Santa Clause. She was pissed
by ScumbagsAnonymous January 31, 2021
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Santa scye

Putting on Santa boots and diving into ones ass while lubricated in esters gravy
Last night I heard some seniors at the retirement center tried Santa scye. Safe to say they were exhausted after.
by scyescrazyassworld February 24, 2024
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Secret Santa

The annual celebration of buying butt plugs for others without them knowing who you are. Almost exclusively practiced in working environments in small teams.
We are doing secret santa again this year. Oh great, another buttplug then.
by Quixand October 6, 2017
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santa claus

that guy on to cath a predator who always gets away
chris hansen: aw man i wanna catch santa claus but hes too fast
by mr binoculars December 15, 2020
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Santa

A slang term referring to non-existent figures that commoners (mainly children) commonly think to akcually exist, e.g. a female Tom Cruise who also likes wearing sunglasses
I never believed in Santa, but when my friend said there’s a female Tom Cruise out there, I was like, ‘This sounds like a classic case of Santa logic!’
by Emotional Cruiser November 10, 2025
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santa rage

Where you go around slapping your ball sack till it turns red. Then you put a santa hat on and have angry sex with your girlfriend calling her "Mrs. Claus" as you dump your red sack of goodies.
Tim was slapping his ball sack getting it nice and red. He grabbed his santa hat and bent his girlfriend over and went full santa rage, screaming "Mrs. Claus" as he emptied his red ball sack inside her.
by Durrrrp69 December 15, 2017
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santa

a creepy dude that brakes in to give gift BUT YOU GET NOTHING IF THERE ARE NO COOKIES!! so please leave out cookies
also he sometimes sends miniature spy's that watch you all the time and constantly moves to get a better look so you better watch out
mom: hey you got a present
me from who
mom: FROM SANTA!!!
by anonymous December 13, 2020
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