The old man in red who breaks in, points to you, then your mum and your dad, then says "Hoe hoe hoe"
by da_savage_hacker January 4, 2020
by Gabilit October 24, 2018
by StickyMick December 7, 2019
The only known person with immunity to diabetes and obesity-related death. He’s normally found in malls around Christmas time scaring the living crap out of children.
Timmy: How does Santa Claus get around so quickly with all those cookies in his tummy?
Mom: You’d be fast too if the police kept trying to track you down for breaking and entering.
Mom: You’d be fast too if the police kept trying to track you down for breaking and entering.
by Inferior April 22, 2020
by mr binoculars December 15, 2020
Santa Claus is very disgusting pedophile. Not only is he a pervert who watches over children, but he also has a child pornography collection. In fact, he has the largest child porn collection in history. He is now sentenced to life in jail and he is now a registered sex offender.
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Santa Claus is very disgusting pedophile.
by Comedyandhak June 9, 2022