by Thisismakingmesickk February 11, 2022
Get the FC Santa colomamug. A fucking rapist that kids idolize. He comes in your house late at night to rape your children. He fucks 'em rough when they're in the naughty list, and he fucks them even rougher when they're in the kind list, although he finds naughty kids more attractive. If the kids aren't good at fucking, he leaves coal, if they're good, he leaves gifts. He might look like a nice gentle man but he's just a dirty rapist, who's 15.000 years old. Creepy as fuck. (P.S. HE'LL ALSO EAT YO' UGLY ASS COOKIES).
He also gives and smokes weed.
He also gives and smokes weed.
Ana: Hey Josh, what did your kid ask to Santa Claus?
Josh: My kid can't write to Santa, I don't want her to be fucked at 4 by an old man.
Ana: Good, same with my kid also, I don't want that rapist to practice gay sex with my 6-year-old son.
Josh: My kid can't write to Santa, I don't want her to be fucked at 4 by an old man.
Ana: Good, same with my kid also, I don't want that rapist to practice gay sex with my 6-year-old son.
by George Washington Jr. Amadeus November 27, 2023
Get the Santa Clausmug. by Thick bish January 15, 2020
Get the Santamug. When you are banging a chick and you are about to cum, you pull out and cum in your beard, then shake it all over her breasts.
by Jean-Claude Herback October 7, 2025
Get the Santa’s dandruffmug. Jamal: Hey, did you hear that Santa's month started?
Gun: Shut the fuck up
Jamal: Santas month :)))))
Gun: Shut the fuck up
Jamal: Santas month :)))))
by Dan the nan June 3, 2022
Get the Santa's monthmug. by bucklingshoes November 21, 2019
Get the Santamug. Stanta is when an old man breaks into a house in all red, drinks all the milk and eats the cookie. And leaves a gift in wrapper.
Common in Florida
Common in Florida
by Doctor mc doctor. December 18, 2021
Get the Santamug.