Uncle Swag

The universal uncle that gives you advice on your swag. If you are not looking too your potential he (usually the role is taken up by a bro) will undoubtedly drop in and help out and maximize your swagger

Mark: "Sandals, crew socks, athletic shorts, flannel; ready to hit up some girls!"
Tom: "Dude you need some advice from Uncle Swag, try this instead..."

by guruforyou July 8, 2011

Eyebrow Swag

Swag you automatically attain after getting your eyebrows done.

After plucking my eyebrows for 45 minutes I will have eyebrow swag. Shit hurts though, then it gets numb.

by TheSmallTownSwagMan September 26, 2012

bag swag

people who wear backpacks around to add to the look and swag of their outfit

wearing a bag when it is not usually necessary but it looks good

you can not have a big backpack, if you look bad in bag swag then don't even try to pull it off

wearing a backpack to a concert or around in public when it is not needed people will tell you that you have bag swag

by TheBagSwagger August 7, 2011

Team Swag

A "B-Team" Swim relay Comprised of 4 Beasts on a quest for CIF, mainly ones with complete Swag.

Dude, did you see Team Swag beast that relay?!

by pelhamlightning May 21, 2011

Swag Slurping

When you only know one other person at a party, so you stick with him/her so their coolness rubs off on you and you don't look awkward.

Person 1: "How was the party?"
Person 2: "It was OK, but I couldn't get any because Jeff was swag slurping me all night."

by 9steele9 June 7, 2010

Snookie Swag

An ugly woman that is walking like she is the hottest peice of ass on the earth.

"Aww man look at this sexy chick walking in right now"

"Eww dude she's hideous!"

"You serious? I cant see her face but she has to be hot walking like that."

"Thats snookie swag man. Wait till she gets closer."

"UGH FOUL!"

by Furburgerlar September 1, 2011

super swag

1. When someone obtains so much swag everyone around them gets sucked into the swag tornado.

Jacob: Dude, did you see how much swag that guy had?
Mike: I think at that point it's considered super swag.
Jacob: What the hell does "super swag" mean?

by old man in the attic April 13, 2016