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Uncle Swag

The universal uncle that gives you advice on your swag. If you are not looking too your potential he (usually the role is taken up by a bro) will undoubtedly drop in and help out and maximize your swagger
Mark: "Sandals, crew socks, athletic shorts, flannel; ready to hit up some girls!"
Tom: "Dude you need some advice from Uncle Swag, try this instead..."
by guruforyou July 8, 2011
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bag swag

people who wear backpacks around to add to the look and swag of their outfit

wearing a bag when it is not usually necessary but it looks good

you can not have a big backpack, if you look bad in bag swag then don't even try to pull it off
wearing a backpack to a concert or around in public when it is not needed people will tell you that you have bag swag
by TheBagSwagger August 7, 2011
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Snookie Swag

An ugly woman that is walking like she is the hottest peice of ass on the earth.
"Aww man look at this sexy chick walking in right now"

"Eww dude she's hideous!"

"You serious? I cant see her face but she has to be hot walking like that."

"Thats snookie swag man. Wait till she gets closer."

"UGH FOUL!"
by Furburgerlar September 1, 2011
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Swag Slurping

When you only know one other person at a party, so you stick with him/her so their coolness rubs off on you and you don't look awkward.
Person 1: "How was the party?"
Person 2: "It was OK, but I couldn't get any because Jeff was swag slurping me all night."
by 9steele9 June 7, 2010
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Wolf Swag

Wolves are freakin awesome, so anytime you see a wolf or a wolf does something awesome (which is always) they have swag.
*See a wolf on a t-shirt*
Bob: Dang he has wolf swag.

*The wolf eats Liam Neeson at the end of The Grey*
Cathy: WOLF SWAG!
by Ey Gurl May 3, 2012
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Turtle Swag

The actions that lead up to a awkward moment. Normal swags awkward counterpart.
Logan: I love you Hannah.
Hannah: *spits milk all over Logan in shock*
Hannah's friend: Way to rock that Turtle Swag
by awkwardcool May 9, 2012
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super swag

1. When someone obtains so much swag everyone around them gets sucked into the swag tornado.
Jacob: Dude, did you see how much swag that guy had?
Mike: I think at that point it's considered super swag.
Jacob: What the hell does "super swag" mean?
by old man in the attic April 13, 2016
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