tree stand

a place of hiding from everyone to talk secretly

can we go to the tree stand please? I need to talk 😉

by playedthatass01 January 1, 2016

booty stand

The act of make a female do a hand stand and "eating dat booty like groceries".

Dude I totally did a booty stand last night

by RobTheFob5050 March 17, 2016

twat stand

When you stand like a twat.

Look at Manny he's a twat stand

by jesus1337 September 3, 2016

Crit Stånd

Crit Stånd critt - staund - When you achieve a sufficiently large enough and/or consecutive amounts of Critical Strikes that you experience an extreme penile erection. Prolonged or repetitive Crit Stånd may cause overwhelming pain and/or stiffness in the crotch area.

Crit Stånd is the opposite to Crit Slak critt - slaahk

(Example from online MOBA PC-game League of Legends)
- He will kill me with only one more auto-attack unless I get a critical strike now!
*Achieves a critical strike and wins*
-I can feel my pants bulging. I think I just achieved Crit Stånd!

by Urbanbrenn December 27, 2016

alexa stade

Very rude, the popular girl. Like Regina George in "mean girls"

Damn, I hate that Alexa stade

by Taetaerea john February 15, 2017

Lemonade stand

The act of using a penis as a supporting structure. Usually during sexual intercourse

Carla got pregnant when she sat on tom's Lemonade Stand.

by Mark Rocket May 25, 2017

Taco Stand

A taco stand is any place females are known to congregate at or frequent so much that the female to male ratio becomes the opposite of a sausage party. Boutiques, hair salons, fabric stores, etc. are very apt examples of a taco stand.

My girl wanted me to go with her while she had her nails done but I always think she's trying to catch me looking at other women when she drags me along to a taco stand.

by Richard Cranium Sr. August 6, 2017