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That's not Mercury

A saying for when something isn't planned, expected, or right. Or when there is just dead silence.
Person 1: Have this cheese.
Person 2: I don't like cheese.
Person 1: That's not Mercury!
by Spoonular November 13, 2009
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snotrocket

To preform: hold one nostral closed and blow out of your other nostral hard enough to make the wad of mucus shoot out of your nose .
like the time Jamielee Cedar-Kelly shot a huge snotrocket in the middle of the mall parking lot. She got a little on her shoe, but she just brushed it off and wiped it on the guy standing next to her.
by Jamie CK's lover May 28, 2010
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it's not working out

Shit guys say when they're breaking up with you
*texting to Emma* I can't do this anymore, it's not working out
*Emma replies* whatt? what do you mean
by fuck i'm depressed November 29, 2016
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To Say "yuh can get Dat Fukin Snotbox Rocked" means imma bust yur nose!
Tyshawn: Bitch yuh cant beat me!!

KEvin: Nikka Please Yuh Can Get Dat Fukin SnotBox Rocked
by El Jefe Locko May 8, 2008
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snotgobbler

only a snotgobbler like Robert could have promoted so fast.
by poodlewrestler June 26, 2003
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I can't believe it's not butter

is when you see an ugly person that has some how made themself look attractive through clothes, make-up or other non-plastic surgery enhancement. To test this on someone after a few cocktails (less than three) consider if you would park the love rod in the ham wallet. If yes: "I can't beleive its not butter!" - if no: see fugly.
"Wow, have you seen what Sally is wearing? She's sort of cute now."

Yeah, I know! I can't believe it's not butter!
by prosebrosproductions June 19, 2010
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It's not working

Rasta lyrics to sing when the drum machine is stuck on one beat, the bassist is too high play anything but one chord and the guitarist is a grinning retard who isn't playing anything at all. Just rock it.
*boom* *boom* *boom* It's not working *boom* *boom* *boom* It's not working *boom* *boom* *boom*

"Dude, I guess it's not working."
by chainy10 April 2, 2010
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