grower or shower

A grower is someone who's dick looks tiny when soft but gets to a much larger size when hard. A shower is someone whose dick is already most of the full size soft and basically just solidifies when hard.

Grower or Shower

I'm so sick of being a grower bro I wish I was a shower so my dick looked bigger

by Mh2k16 September 27, 2018

Shooting blanks

When you've jacked off so much that you are no longer able to produce semen.

I was trying to beat my record today, and by the 12th time I was shooting blanks

by pakleader2000 May 13, 2017

shomer shabbos

The Jewish day of rest. That means that you don't work, you don't drive a car, you don't fucking ride in a car, you don't handle money, you don't turn on the oven, and you sure as shit don't fucking roll!

Donny: How come you don't roll on Saturday, Walter?
Walter Sobchak: I'm shomer shabbos.

by trarei August 6, 2011

Doctor Shopping

Unlawful means of procuring a controlled drug through perscriptions authorized by multiple doctors for treatment of the same affliction.

See RUSH LIMBAUGH

"Thanks to doctor shopping, I now have enough Viagra to stiff-cock a sperm whale!"

by Rollo & Biff May 16, 2006

get that dirt off your shoulder

Shaking them haters off. In other words it means to brush off negative energy of statements made about you.

Brandon hates on me all day. Man I gotta get all this dirt of my shoulder.

by Nikky March 1, 2004

talking shop

To discuss work, especially of a technical, jargon - filled nature.

At the party I met someone else who studies what I do and we spent the whole night talking shop and drove everyone else away.

by hemisphere August 1, 2007

north shore nancy

Female living in Shorewood, Fox Point, or Bayside. Drives a SUV or 3-series BMW, wears winter scarves in early summer, wooly sweaters, and duck shoes. Has never been out of the northshore area for fear of colored people. Can't drive worth a damn either.

Damn, did you see that north shore nancy's f-d up parking job?

by Preedog January 9, 2009